With Sen. Elizabeth Warren's departure from the Democratic presidential race, "we're getting a clearer picture of America's future -- and it looks a lot like America's past," Stephen Colbert said on Thursday's Late Show. "The one-time frontrunner, Warren made the classic campaign mistake of being able to finish a coherent sentence -- and not having a penis." Her departure is "further proof that American cannot have nice things," he said. "She had a plan for everything -- a health care plan, an immigration plan, a student loan plan, and her most popular plan of all: kneecapping Michael Bloomberg with a croquet mallet."Still, "despite her best effort, that Democratic road still has just two lanes -- and two drivers who probably should have their keys taken away," Colbert said. He played Warren's thoughts on sexism in the race, acted out Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders courting her endorsement, and played a clip of War...